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Friday, August 13th, 2004
11:59 pm
[bruisepurple]
Monday, July 12th, 2004
7:32 am
[googoogoojoob]
babigurl143
i find the journals of teenage girls hilarious:

YaY!!**
OMG!!! kristina and stefe are friendz again!<333 who0p who0p i am so0 happy for them!!<3 ...okay herez the proz and cons of thier friendship

ProZ- They will be so0 happy and we will have fuN!<33

conZ-Afraid that they will like NOT include me in like wha they do0 and like they get so0 many "great timez" and everytime wun of them signz on there like wherez kristina wherez stefanie? and like okay what about the where jade?

i DONT want to make a big scene out of this but i mean its just like wheneer try to talk to them about it they just sey i LOve you jaDe<3 and i mean dont get me wrong i LOOOVVVEEEE boTH of them to0 death but i mean i dunno its all screwed up!<33

but kristina im not MAD im not JEALOUS and im not ANGRY im just ?? i know this soundz stupid but hey yanno im known fer taht bahahah -spongebob laf- i/j but anywayz i gotta bounce lovve youu lotss
JaDe-xO-

love you stefe and kriss<33
Friday, May 21st, 2004
12:49 am
[trish_rennt]
Just wanted to introduce myself, I'm Trish ::waves:: and I love the stuff that I find on lj. I found you guys through the promo community, and did a little searching on the promo site myself, and have come to realize a very scary thing...LiveJournal has a community for everyhting EVER! What did I find today? This lovely community:
bathphotos
Just read the post the kid makes to advertise the community:
"I've created a community for people interested in photography that features the bathroom as subject, setting, theme or minor-yet-noticeable element. Submissions are accepted and reviewed at the community, bathphotos, for possible inclusion in an online gallery. Amateur and professional photographers alike are very welcome... there are more details, submission rules and the like in the community userinfo, as well.

Hope to see you... and your bathrooms. :) "

Ok that scares me...

Current Mood: curious
Wednesday, May 19th, 2004
12:47 pm
[the_stuart]
bombshell give anatomy lesson
Rating communities are lame, but these people need thier looks because their brains are going to get them anywhere. That said this is from the bombshellz community. When I read this I imagined the girl standing in front of me babbling and me trying to get away....


ok look under the duck you see that 'water'? right thats piss. right when we took the pic the duck like squirted out piss it was weird it came out in one squirt like he dropped a bucket of piss, not like we piss and it comes out in a stream. grossed out yet? yep, thats what i was going for. no really though thats why im like on the verge of busting out laughin in that pic


original post, as if it could make it any better
Monday, April 12th, 2004
1:04 pm
[the_stuart]
from this entry by osama_rocks

How to be a good Republican
Posted by Joe N. on April 9, 2004 at 12:20 AM (printer friendly)

1) You have to believe that the nation's current 8-year prosperity was due to the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but that yesterday's gas prices are all Clinton's fault.

2) You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieved success all on their own.

3) You have to be against government programs, but you expect your Social Security checks on time.

4) You have to believe that government should stay out of people's lives, yet you want government to regulate only opposite-gender marriages.

5) You have to believe that pollution is OK, so long as it makes a profit.

6) You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to Allah or Buddha.

7) You have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins.

8) You have to believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions about her own body, but that large multinational corporations should have no regulation or interference whatsoever.

9) You love Jesus and Jesus loves you and, by the way, Jesus shares your hatred of AIDS victims, homosexuals, and President Clinton.



10) You have to believe that society is colorblind and growing up black in America doesn't diminish your opportunities, but you still won't vote for Alan Keys.

11) You have to believe that it was wise to allow Ken Starr to spend $50 million dollars to attack Clinton because no other US presidents have ever been unfaithful to their wives.

12) You have to believe that a waiting period for purchasing a handgun is bad because quick access to a new firearm is an important concern for all Americans.

13) You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, because we all know if teenagers don't have condoms they won't have sex.

14) You have to believe that the ACLU is bad because they defend the Constitution, while the NRA is good because they defend the Constitution.

15) You have to believe that socialism hasn't worked anywhere, and that Europe doesn't exist.

16) You have to believe the AIDS virus is not important enough to deserve federal funding proportionate to the resulting death rate and that the public doesn't need to be educated about it, because if we just ignore it, it will go away.

17) You have to believe that biology teachers are corrupting the morals of 6th graders if they teach them the basics of human sexuality, but the Bible, which is full of sex and violence, is good reading.

18) You have to believe that Chinese communist missiles have killed more Americans than handguns, alcohol, pollution, and tobacco.

19) You have to believe that even though governments have supported the arts for 5000 years and that most of the great works of Renaissance art were paid for by governments, our government should shun any such support. After all, the rich can afford to buy their own and the poor don't need any.

20) You have to believe that the lumber from the last one percent of old growth US forests is well worth the destruction of those forests and the extinction of the several species of plants and animals therein.

21) You have to believe that we should forgive and pray for Newt Gingrich, Henry Hyde, and Bob Livingston for their marital infidelities, but that bastard Clinton should have be impeached.

Current Mood: amused
Friday, April 2nd, 2004
4:26 pm
[the_stuart]
This is the actual post, not a comment. It's from beyondblonde

i agree...i mean like the blonde hairs like don't go into your brain, do they???? i don't know where that rumor came form that all blondes are stupid cos i know some pretty dumb brunettes too,

well perhaps im a bad example to be in here cos in english today we were debating about something and i said, 'in orpanage homes do the parents take the orphans or do they just walk in?'

now i think about it if they had parents why would they be in an orphanage home
Wednesday, March 31st, 2004
3:35 pm
[the_stuart]
from bazaar_o




Now that I have your attention -- does anyone know where I can trade for (or purchase) mass quantities of dead bees? I don't care what variety or type, I just need a shitload of bees. I'd prefer to be able to purchase them on the internet, of course.

Thanks for any and all help you can provide. I'll credit the person who helps me finds what I needs. I may even work you into the sculpture in a secretive place, if I can. :)


(x-posted in my journal)
Saturday, March 6th, 2004
11:49 am
[the_stuart]
from the bazaar_o community

one set of golden dawn ritual tarot by sandra cicero in EXCELLENT condition. outer box a little bruised, booklet included. used only once, on a gravestone in southern british columbia.

looking for:

anything on ZOMBIES
sacred heart of mary/jesus items
rosaries
beetle [the bug, not the band] info/art/in glass boxes etc
anything relating to day of the dead, esp sugar skull molds.
or any other interesting offer!

Current Mood: satisfied
Sunday, February 29th, 2004
5:40 pm
[the_stuart]
From the community "exsperimentals"
"i'm currently in the process of recording a 5-song demo experimenting with color as sound.....and i'm stuck at the moment. i was wondering if anyone had any ideas as to what instruments/noises/sounds i could use to represent the colors violet and green. i know that sounds like a weird request but if you get my drift and have any ideas then just let me know."
Monday, February 16th, 2004
2:56 am
[the_stuart]
K MAN I HATE HOW EVERYONE GIVES THEIR MONEY TO CANCER PATIENTS
THEYRE JUST GOING TO DIE ANYWAYS FUCK
I MEAN COME ON GIVE IT TO ME AND SHITE IM HEALTHY I CAN ACTUALLY USE IT ON SOMETHING THAT I WILL USE AND I WONT DIE WITHIN 3 MONTHS OF GETTING IT OK
from this post
Friday, February 13th, 2004
3:01 pm
[the_stuart]
HI MY NAME IS JENE AND I LOVE SPEED!

I DECIDED THAT I REALLY HATE HISPANIC PEOPLE JUST RECENTLY! I WENT TO GO COP AND THE PUERTO RICAN THAT I BUY MY METH FROM ASKED ME IF I WAS THE CRAZY LADY THAT WAS PREACHING ABOUT THE SATANIC BIBLE IN THE CRACKHOUSE AND I SAID YEAH I WAS AND HE HANDED ME BACK MY SATANIC BIBLE ALONG WITH A BEAT BAG OF SPEED AND TOLD ME TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! I MEAN THIS IS A 12 YEAR OLD TALKING TO A 32 YEAR OLD!
I HATE THESE FILTHY HISPANICS ALL OF THEM SHOULD GET JOBS! I MEAN GO BACK TO MEXICO PICKING VEGETABLES OR SOMETHING. YOU MAKE AMERICA LOOK BAD SELLING DRUGS TO US.

SO YEAH THAT IS MY DRUG EXPERIENCE

MY FAVORITE DRUGS ARE METH, CRACK, PILLS, AND ALCOHOL

from here
Thursday, February 5th, 2004
1:07 pm
[the_stuart]
HAHA
this is good
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Current Mood: happy
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2004
11:46 pm
[the_stuart]
Friday, January 30th, 2004
4:29 pm
[the_stuart]
from: too_much_info
i was staying at my mothers house once.
i felt like painting my nails, so i went into her nail polish drawer.
and found a vibrator.
months later i was drunk with my mother and brought up the finding.
she informed me that it was her boyfriends.
then proceeded to tell me "he likes it when i shove it up his ass
Tuesday, January 27th, 2004
3:59 pm
[the_stuart]
pinkfuzzies
DAVE!
um, and once again, all i have to say is, after 2 nights of hot sex with Dave... I am in awe of the size of his... popsical.

***HEEHEE!***

He's built too, like a hot little cheeta or something. Except totally without the stripes. This has just been a really horny weekend for me, that's all. I'm done now. I think I'll keep Dave in my thoughts though, cuz I can totally see a future with him or at least part of him... ;D I swear to god he could totally be in porn, cuz that thing is like a foot long.

ANGIE has a penis too, but she doesn't want anyone to know! ROTFL. OMIGOD! I FORGOT I HAVE TO WORK TODAY! SHIT! OKAY BYE

MWAH! **GOOD NIGHT AND PINK KISSES***
3:53 pm
[the_stuart]
from a random live journal:
I worked today. Today at work I had to pee. I walked into the bathroom and walked to the lsat stall. This women was squatting over the toilet pissing with the door open. After She finnished using the toilet she decided to walk into the main floor with underwear and all around her ankles. she proceeded to pick her nose and wipe it on the wall.
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